Shut the **** Up

You’re a troll.  Trolls like trolls

You can’t resist my bait


Besides, that’s so 4th grade

So you believe everyone with

A different opinion is stupid?

Please read and comprehend

What you read before posting

A chasm between people

“No you can’t, yes I can, no you can’t”

After writing such a hate/rage

Paragraph like that

You start a ranting tangent

About stuff no one cares about

Look at you denying facts

So adorable…

I like people who like to talk

But have nothing to say

I could argue with you all day long

And neither of us would change

You’re passionate about speaking

Out against my speaking out

In a single conversation

Resolving flame wars is difficult

I’m here to prove you’re irrational

And spurting fallacies

You have terrible sentence structure

You type so clumsily

Perceptions of unfairness

Seemingly trivial differences?

Go on boards just to start shit

Pick apart my sentences

The reason you just proved

Makes no **** sense

If you’re not a troll

You’re probably underage

Now you’re inventing emotions

You’re upset but you say, “haha”

I’m not even sure

Why you’re lashing out

uh…what?  That upsets you?

You’re the one who said I was upset

It’s kinda hard to get mad

At a screen of text

You clearly just don’t get it

A misunderstanding?

You see there was a smiley face

Signifies no hard feelings

I don’t have time for conflict

Where did it all go wrong?

But jeez, you’re touchy today

I guess that’s also my fault!



The dark. Just a bit of uneasiness

Or amnesia: the darkest decent

Old wooden puppets, disfigured dolls

Sends chills up my neck

Twins. They give me flashbacks

Remember “The Shining?”

Or anything charging at me

Without discernment or reason

Haunted houses are disturbing

Non-living objects come alive

Calliope music in the background

*shudders* Seriously terrified!

Death. Reminded of the cetainty

It will come one day

I also fear not dying

In a prolonged sorta way

The Leopard Seal from Pingu

Puppets with parts that don’t belong

Fading in from black

The future…the unknown…

Space. It truly scares me

How small I really am

Prison. Oh, that keeps me up at night

Make sure it won’t happen

About to turn a corner

I see a dark shadow

Hearing noises that have no source

A classic Screamer photo

Face huggers from “Aliens”

Slimers from Duke Nukem 3D

Or stop motion skeletons

Deep water, middle of the ocean deep

The light of my monitor

I fear fear itself

Doesn’t help that I’m a scaredy cat

An excellent freak-out!


Mary Jane Lane

Should Mary Jane be legal?

Do you smoke it? Why? Why not?

The real problem with weed

It can lead to harder drugs

Affects your mood and health

And also your perspective

Addiction ruins lives

And social interaction

It is mind-altering

Some need it just to sleep

Also when they wake

And just before they eat

Friendly, mellow stoner

Can’t find any wrong

But your brain is your brain

You can’t get a new one

I hate the term, “Addictive

Personality,” but it’s true

It’s about not letting

The high get the best of you

A drug-induced psychosis

Or a functioning drug user

My friend can no longer

Talk sensibly, not ever

In a semi-useless state

Got baked before shopping

So I wanna say

Being illegal isn’t working

And you thought your pot

Was laced with LSD?

You just got REALLY stoned

Dude, you’re killing me!

It’s a moral choice

And you know the risks

The bad legal drugs

Are alcohol and cigs

Advocates say it’s harmless

…hard drugs I understand

They can kill you outright

Or cause mental health problems

Out of all of them

It’s the least damaging

But possessing  small amounts

Gets you legally branded

People who want to celebrate

In a different way

Should not have to resort

To criminal activity

Driving under the influence

Of anything more than mild

Habit-forming intoxicants

Why drive high?  It’s retarded

I don’t begrudge people

Who toke up now and then

Decriminalizing use

And mild possession

Don’t shift responsibility

Away from the person

By blaming the drugs


Chased by a Bull

Listening to you talk trash

To comment threads and Twitter

Being called a loser

Better a loser than a wiener

You find a random person

While browsing a message board

Online friends, they’re done with you

They let go and move on

Gangs of the cyber world

 Trolls and Jejemon

Are the biggest heroes

Only in their own minds

Blasting my opinion

In an unconstructive way

Things you would not utter

To a person face-to-face

Mean things about my deviantART

But it was anon

Hoping to chase me publicly

Away from my forum

Witness my own words used

To openly mock me

Behind a cowardly veil

Of anonymity

Been banned from the site

In flagrante delicto

For bashing my interests

My appearance, too

Gotten flamed online

For my YouTube videos

Chronically harassing

Just blow off the Trolls

Or to squelch the drama

Ignore it or troll back

Unless a thoughtful critical review

Then just treasure it!

How long is forever?

Only distant fragments you can recall

Swimming in an empty ocean of stars

Tough choice really, can’t decide

In a race with no finish line

They say it’s all about gameplay

But most of you would go insane

Stuck in a neverending level

Overcoming mankind’s oldest struggle

Face the fear of nonexistence someday

Or be just a ‘constant’ of energy

Forgetting the things most dear to you

Just wannabe Orochimarus 

In the long run it might be a curse

A millenium or after a million years

To do everything I could ever want

Eventually, would I have to turn it off?

Living 4ever – a fate worse than death

Unless I’m a beautiful Vampire, then, Yes